Last Leg of Summer

Here it comes, like it or not. For all returning students, these are the last couple weeks of the true summer feeling. Only a little while until school starts back up, with all its fun, but also all its shittyness. Long hours of studying and long days of classes are not my definition of fun. Socially, however, the new year brings new people, new parties, and a whole lotta entertainment, especially for those of us living on campus. Some are headed for farther places, though.
Jamie, you are goin off to Tally to leave us Gainesvillers behind, for different experience. After last weekend, I can see you will have the time of your life (as long as you can get past all the bull shit and figure out the Anna situation). Will and Xavier are gone off to their corners of the country to try their hands at what they do best. Have at it gentlemen. As for me and Justin, we will continue to represent the guys on the Gainesville front, but now at the big house, UF. This last summer didn't exactly yield all that we had hoped, but rest assured, there will always be time for canoe trips and river house extravaganza's with Walmart and cigar's out on the deck. Anytime we are all back here we will continue to do what we do best.
As for these last couple weeks, I could use a couple more river trips, itchmetouchme floating excursions, slip and slide fiascoes, and late night raves with everyone. So lets make it happen.

Comedian Quotes

A couple funny quotes

"I'll tell you what, she was madder than a midget with a Yo-Yo... and that's the truth"- Larry the Cable guy

"Do you think God get's stoned? I do... look at the Platypus." - Robin Williams

"Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, oh my God... I could be eating a slow learner." - Lynda Montgomery

"I'm desperately trying to figure out why Kamikaze pilots wore helmets." - George Carlin

(before opening an envelope for best supporting actress) "I feel like Adam when he said to Eve, 'Back up, I don't know how big this gets.' - Robin Williams

random

What do you call a retarded Chinaman?

Sum Ting Wong.
(not exactly how the blog got its name- its actually from a song that ill post when i figure out how the hell to post it)

Say this out loud to yourself....

I'm sofa king we todd did.
- keep saying it until you understand why you are saying it.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive?
Because she was a woman.

Have you heard of the wehduhfuckawi tribe?
They're a famous tribe of 4 foot tall pigmees that live in 5 foot tall grasses and are always yelling , "Wehduhfuckawi?" "Wehduhfuckawi"

Well, the White House just blamed Bush for their fundamental problem and guaranteed citizenship and welfare to these pigmees and all their future generations. And Obama bowed to their tiny ant king. THE END.

Sum Ting Wong

Jack Johnson

Jack Johnson, August 24 or 25, Ford Ampitheatre in Tampa. G. Love and ALO are the opening acts. If this doesn't pump you up then you are insane. Jamie, you gotta come down from Tally for this one. Justin, were rockin it for sure. Jack Johnson is the man and the only way the concert could be better is if Ben Harper joined. Regardless, it's gonna be the tits.

Wedding Crashers

"That's not true at all. In fact, polls show that 90% of the general populatioin would sympathize with our... situation."

"What is our situation Dad."

"You're a Homo."

First Blog

This is my first blog. Idk what to talk about. Jamie, yours was pretty interesting (calabreseconvections.blogspot.com), but I'll do you one better.

I'll introduce a new, crazy, horrifying, but also positive invention intended for the protection of women. It's called the anti- rape condom. It's a device placed inside the woman's vagina (a contraceptive condom) that contains "razor-sharp barbs". This patented Rape-axe system is guaranteed to fend off any Raper: call it pain at first thrust.

Only, I don't see how this is practical. Who in their right mind would want this surgically implanted into their... inside? I'll have to leave this one there for the time being. Anybody wanna comment? I thought that was pretty interesting.