A couple funny quotes
"I'll tell you what, she was madder than a midget with a Yo-Yo... and that's the truth"- Larry the Cable guy
"Do you think God get's stoned? I do... look at the Platypus." - Robin Williams
"Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, oh my God... I could be eating a slow learner." - Lynda Montgomery
"I'm desperately trying to figure out why Kamikaze pilots wore helmets." - George Carlin
(before opening an envelope for best supporting actress) "I feel like Adam when he said to Eve, 'Back up, I don't know how big this gets.' - Robin Williams
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