random

What do you call a retarded Chinaman?

Sum Ting Wong.
(not exactly how the blog got its name- its actually from a song that ill post when i figure out how the hell to post it)

Say this out loud to yourself....

I'm sofa king we todd did.
- keep saying it until you understand why you are saying it.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive?
Because she was a woman.

Have you heard of the wehduhfuckawi tribe?
They're a famous tribe of 4 foot tall pigmees that live in 5 foot tall grasses and are always yelling , "Wehduhfuckawi?" "Wehduhfuckawi"

Well, the White House just blamed Bush for their fundamental problem and guaranteed citizenship and welfare to these pigmees and all their future generations. And Obama bowed to their tiny ant king. THE END.